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	April 1997 Edition
	Ho, ho, ahallo! To one and all. Well one actually, 'cos I know how many people really come here. Jake's Top Ten Tings Election Views EXCLUSIVE: *NAKED PICCIES OF C.PEARCE* `EXCLUSIVE: NAKED PICCIES OF BOB CAROLGEES` FREE MONEY HERE, NOW, RIGHT THIS MINUTE, DON'T WAIT, HURRY, QUICK, OFFER ENDS SOON, LIMITED PERIOD ONLY, WHILE STOCKS LAST, JUDGES DECISION FINAL, ASK PERMISSION BEFORE YOU CALL, DOESN'T AFFECT YOUR STATUTORY RIGHTS (whatever they are), OFFER ONLY OPEN TO OVER 18's, PROOF OF PURCHASE NOT REQUIRED, CLICK AT YOUR OWN RISK, PROOF OF POSTAGE IS NOT PROOF OF DELIVERY, EMPLOYEES OF SBV NOT ELIGABLE, WINNERS SUBJECT TO PUBLICITY, WE REGRET WE CANNOT RETURN COMPETITION ENTRIES, OFFER ONLY OPEN TO RESIDENTS OF UK&IRELAND, ONLY ONE ENTRY PER HOUSEHOLD, NO CASH ALTERNATIVE AVAILABLE, SEE REVERSE FOR DETAILS, PLEASE ALLOW 28 DAYS for DELIVERY, FOR A NON PURCHASE ENTRY SEND US YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS AND WE WILL OPEN A `SPECIAL` PROMOTIONAL WRAPPER ON YOUR BEHALF AND THEN EAT THE ENCLOSED CHOCCY BAR.

arse arse arse arse arse arse arse arse arse ARSE.

sodding arse, bugger, arse, bollock. good bye.