'Wits End'
Start to finish and the morning after
New Years Eve, got back from work, set up the stereo and awaited
the arrival of the cocky easterners. Strapped a bit of net curtain to the
ceiling and hid the valuables.
The afternoon kicked off well when Phil and Tim arrived and managed
to land their transport craft in the ditch outside the house requiring
the assistance of a 50ton crane and 23 heavily built Scandinavians shipped
in specially for retrieving idiots cars from holes.
Jakeob beaming and Jemelamela, pert
Slowly the guests arrived, but not many of the available female
variety much to the disappointment of Phil and Tim.
Guests arrived and safely installed in the kitchen
Quickly the drink went down and the tunes were mixed by anyone
who wasn't vomiting or arsing about on the common.
someone must have burst a zit on the camera lens
Olly under arrest by cops that tell jokes
James Brown (king of soul) with hairdo like Bjork (queen of
weird)
Simon was on germ alert and spent the evening running around
with a scarf wrapped firmly around his face so as not to cause multiple
loss of life with his highly contageous version of **BLACK DEATH**.
Sharon's hand seems to have found something more interesting
off-camera, much to Gaz's delight
The author has to stop writing here because he wasn't present
for the remainder of the party. Unfortunately vodka has the uncanny nack
of making you extremely pissed without you realising until it is too late
as JT found out, having a slightly detrimental effect on the loo carpet.
JT enjoying the delights of the fetal position
look! look how long my tongue is, it comes all the way out of
my mouth
Early morning inspection revealed that it had to be encased in
5 metre thick protective concrete to prevent widespread envirnomental contamination.
Candida and Phil enjoy an early morning Tim sandwich with JT
watching
photos
by Cade, Tim and JT
