Well, its here folks, the second episode you've all been waiting for and I hope it doesn't disappoint. Admittedly it has taken roughly 6 months to produce, mainly because of the sheer amount of digital post production necessary on a project of this scale. As most of you are familiar with this process which is used on so many recent motion pictures I wont go into details here. I think its safe to say we used the best computers ever.

• Episode 2: Toe and Lip
• Episode 1: Deadly PP3

Series Introduction:

Welcome to the brand new soap opera, "this is the farrrrum." Well its not so much of a soap opera as a steaming pile of cow shite and some awful pictures of plastic animal shapes (the actors) on my bedroom floor.

You can see the salubrious setting the prestigious production company Bone have constructed here. The main features being the enormous expanse of artificial pig swill (Realistic Texture^TM) and the large power supply for the electric fence seen on the horizon.

So, be prepared for some unmissable scenes as they unfold over the next year, compelling love stories and sinister shenanigans going on near "the battery."

Don't forget, you can't see this soap opera on any other station than SBV^TV