Rather than introduce you to the individual and loveable characters in the show we shall allow you to judge for yourselves from their unrivalled acting performances

The original mock up of the idea for this brilliant idea was done way back in the 30's but tragically for the British people television was only available to a select few. It can be seen in the photograph above taken by Reginald Clutterbuck. In fond memory of Reggie the characters have been lovingly and painstakingly recreated for us once again so we can all enjoy some classic "this is the farrrrum" magic.

Let us begin...

The wind was blowing calmly across the barren, but warm pig swill on the farrrrum. The peacock was enjoying a particularly large piece of carrot it had burrowed out from the dark depths of the brown slurry.

"I think I shall only eat 3/4 of this carrot and save some for later." remarked the blue feathered, but sadly flightless bird. By attaching the remaining carrot with paperclips to the end of his tail he would be sure that later on if he was feeling hungry again he could continue snacking on this delicious treat.

He would never have thought of this devious plan had the large and apparently drunk pheasant had not been overlooking his efforts to unearth the orange, crunchy vegetable. He had remarked, quietly, earlier to the cow who was now keeping his distance, that he thought the pheasant should think more carefully before pouring the third gin of the morning.

"And it is only 10.24!" squeaked the peacock.

The peacock's high pitched remarks fell on deaf ears as the cow (bull) turned his interests towards the white bird on the opposite side of the farrrrum.

After burning his tail rather badly (and foolishly) last week on the high voltage electric fence, cow was determined to project a more mature image to any prospective lovers that he might bump into. Sadly, cow was unaware that it is impossible for him to shag any of other animals in the farrrrumyard:

1. because he is an inch long plastic toy
2. because all the other animals are inch long plastic toys

Pissed up pheasant had just finished his fourth gin of the morning (this time it was a double) and decided that it would be a great idea to climb "the battery!" If only someone had hidden the bottle of Gin! The start of the climb was hardest for phesant, but once the Gin had really kicked in he was away and nearing the top.

Cow knew only too well what it was like to get an electric shock and he feared the intoxicated game bird would not survive the current, especially if he got a shock directly from the terminals.

Tune in next time to find out the fate of our feathered friend Pheasant, Will he fall? Will he get a lethal zap? Or is the battery flat and no longer able even to make a horrendous taste on a human tongue.